Sixteen-year-old Margaret Beverly always hated her old lady name until a loophole in her mother’s latest divorce ripped it away from her. But reconstructing a new identity is proving difficult. Introverted and covered in zits, Margaret develops a New Me project that is immediately put to the test by her new Satanic stepsister, a gossiping class bully, and a flirtatious young man from choir. But how can he like her, when she can’t even like herself? Is juggling really the answer? And if the New Me project fails, will she be doomed to nothingness forever?